Jokes by me _{(as far as I know)} for my kids

Why do people who like cheese make good surgeons? Because they do things Caerphilly.

What do you call a dinosaur in the maffia? An Iguana DON.

Why does Lunar Jim's watch never tell the right time? Because it's a LunaTick !

What kind of network do the Jedi use ? An Obi-WAN.

We took Leo & Katy to Legoland and it made me think of a joke, possibly unique ...

Where do Elves take their kids for a day out? Legolas Land !

How do people do messages in Fortnite?

with bullet points

Cheese and Ham sandwich - Good

Cheese and Hamster sandwich - Bad

This one is by me, unique as far as I know ...

What did one photon say to the other photon ... Good to 'c' you.

other photon jokes