To the tune of Don't cry for me Argentina

		Don't cry for me Ang and Tina,
		You know the truth is I always love you,
		I might annoy you,
		but I'm a wally
		don't keep your distance,
		I've got a brolly
	

		To the Tango tune
		
		In Ar-gen-tina, we met Christina,
		in Bue-nos Aires, we had mezethes,
		the ta-xi drivers, they really scare us,
		but it's so cheap to go round and round

		We went, to Mendoza, we saw all over,
		we took - a plane there, to see Mendoza,
		it was so hot there, not very rainy,
		just a littly smelly, pooh, oh oow.
	

		To the Brazil tune

		Brazil,
		it's going to make you very ill,
		if you don't take you're Malarone pill,
		it's going to make you very ill,
		Brazil,
		it will,
		Brazil,
		so ill.
	

		To the Macho man tune

		Macho, macho-picchu
		we wanna go to Machu Picchu

		First you get to Cuzco town,
		then you take the train to Machu Picchu

		Macho, macho-picchu
		we wanna go to Machu Picchu
		
		Machu Machu Picchu, high in the sky, discovered a new
		
		Machu Picchu town, made by the inca, no longer around

		Christina wants to trek there too,
		up down, left right, round and around

		Macho, macho-picchu
		we all wanna go to Machu Picchu